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>the leader of the evil team is your father
>your love interest (who is secretly your half-sister) is working to help you take the evil team down
>your rival is your uncle who's trying to protect you from the truth; it is heavily implied he and your half-sister are having a forbidden affair but it could just be the translation team projecting their degenerate sexual fantasies into the game
>a good chunk of the dialogue is clearly machine translated and the stuff that isn't tows the line of fanfiction
>every girl is a sexy titty monster wearing form-fitting wet tissue for clothes held up by their own delicious sticky sweat; they're made for breeding and they sure as hell know it
>every guy is a blank slate for the audience to insert themselves into; if they're feeling really creative one of them might have a personality that's shrouded in mystery
>Masuda dips into the game's budget to visit the Great Lakes, so the region is a confused island with inland Euro-American foliage and fauna
>the legendary is another meteor-related celestial being with world-destroying powers, but it actually looks threatening and does some considerable and onscreen damage to the region
