>>15455749This motherfucker RIGHT HERE.
Ive loved Dragonite since Gen one. The reason i like him over the rest is actual because at first i felt sorry for the poor guy. After all Lance, in all of his incarnations and hell every member of Lance's family, extended or otherwise is an idiot. A complete and total worthless idiot. Clair is a stuck up bitch whom you have to force her granduncle to give up the badge from when she herself loses to you in the Gym, Lance never comes to the aid of Saffron in Gen, hell a kid in the pokecenter even blatantly says to you
>"Wouldn't it be awesome if the E4 came and wiped Team Rocket out?"during their invasion of Sliph Co. When i read that text as a kid i honestly agreed with the guy. I still do to this day. But when you finally face off against Lance In both Gen 1 and 2 hes a worthless fucking midboss and a blithering moron whom cant fight you to save his life. His team is much more flying than dragon AND Each time he has to Cheat like a bitch to try and win (Barrier in Gen 1 and Early evolved Dragonites in gen 2). Even THEN he still cant manage it at all. So 9 yrs old me says to myself
>"Yknow what I can do better than that faggot."SO i did, with his own "best" pokemon Dragonite. While i did so That Dragonite became my bro, and was the second pokemon that i ever leveled to 100. Drake stuck with me, even after Gen 2 declared her a girl for some odd reason, Right up until Gen three came along and she became trapped behind the Barrier until my Gold Versions Save battery died.
That was a bad day, a very bad day.
