I am Corporal Donut, I work with Major Pupper. I used to be with the Kalosian gendarmes in the motorized frontier narc unit, intercepting 'crystal candy' smugglers in high speed, mega dangerous motorcycle chases, until I got transferred here where the biggest thing a buizel is allowed to ride is a fucking moped.
AMA.
>>54656130You must refer to that rumour about how we sit on the faces of misbehaving inmates. I'm going to tell you that yes, and also we don't give a fuck what you think. Facesitting therapy will continue until behaviour improves. Our unit is basically a diversity hire propaganda thing where they can say 'ooooh look we have mons do the police thing too!!!', even if Hot Fuzz over there is too autistic to understand that still. Zero oversight and almost zero budget. Just don't do crime then, unless you like ass I guess.
As for whether Pepper busts people that didn't do anything, no. She's just bored ever since she single-handedly reduced the city's crime percentage to a single digit. Me on the other hand? Police brutality is my middle name. DEAL WITH IT.
>>54656407We got a lucario and a watchog if you like those. And if MISTER is still not satisfied, there's plenty of hardened inmates ready to watch you drop the soap.
