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Incest is no good. That being said, this gave me the idea for another weedlore post for Pokeparents.
>Delia: Smoked weed with her ex-husband and had Ash nine months later. She immediately swore off once the deadbeat left her to deal with the child. She hadn't touched weed until her son left on his journey, but now she relies on the mime to create a hotbox out of invisible walls.
>Flint and Lola: If they ever smoke weed again, the court will take all of Brock's siblings away from them.
>Misty's dead parents probably died in a car accident caused by driving too slowly on the highway.
>Caroline and Norman: Norman's awfully straightlaced and innocent about the ways of the world. He's never even heard of weed. Caroline, lest she cause her autistic husband any disillusionment, goes out into the garden to smoke. This is the reason why May's Skitty likes hanging around her.
>Johanna: Retired from her career as a Top Coordinator to live in a place called "Twinleaf Town." Tells you all you need to know.
>Iris doesn't have parents. Don't think too hard about why.
>Grace: Got hooked on chronic after sustaining an injury Rhyhorn racing. She tells her doctor that she's still recovering, and he doesn't really care so long as she's not abusing steroids.
>Lana's Mom: If she did not smoke, she would've drowned Harper and Sarah while dealing with post-partum depression and her husband's frequent absence due to his work as a fisherman.
>Kiawe's parents: They grow weed, but know not to sample the product.
>Sophocles' parents: They're pretty vanilla about everything and are the type to roll their windows up whenever they drive into a neighborhood where weed could be purchased. Sophocles' mom does have a "Wine Mommy" shirt that she wears from time to time though.
>Mallow's Dad: The snobbiest fucking pot smoker in the world. He is absolutely convinced that he and he alone is able to draw out the true essence of THC.
>Goh's parents: I don't remember them.
>Koharu's parents: Losers.