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OK, let's try this again.
>Be me, year 2050
>Log into Pokemon Platinum Randomizer Online
>Be Bug Catcher, in Eterna Forest to catch "bugs" with Bug Catcher comrade
>Two strangers come, eyes meet
>We all know what that means, folks
>Send out Pidgeotto
>Local chat goes wild "BUG CATCHER WITH PIDGEOTTO SPOTTED"
>Pidgeotto fainted quickly by strange Pokemon I've never seen before
>Pokemon makes short work of my partner's Pelipper
>wtfjusthappened.jpg
>By this point I am down to my last 'mon
>Get rekt by Cleffa
>fuckthisimout.jpg
>Make noise Toad makes when he gets hit by a shell in Mario Kart 64
>Log out
>Last I heard from comrade, one of those strangers beat the final boss and is now one of the 3,000 Champions of the game
