>>38047663I'm now shorter and wider.
Not sure what the college policy on monsters is, but I'll prooobably be expelled.
I'm pissed my clothes don't fit, but I'll get more.
Am now comfortable in both hot and cold weather, so there's a plus.
First thing I'd do is see
if I can cook things on my back.
Didn't expect the boring approach, did'ja?
Question. Is this our universe or a hypothetical one where terrifying magic beasts aren't out of the usual?