>>31377536>Oversized hipster glassesyep
>A beardDartrix (arguably) looks like it has one, or that was at least my first impression of it
>Has a girlfriend but isn't the guy his girlfriend sleeps withSo, a cuck which Decidueye and the other starters are already established to be.
>100% liberal political viewsDepends on how you see Robin Hood
>Will lose to your grandma in a fightDefinitely.