>>39972438IF I HEAR ONE MORE TWITTER FAGGOT SAY "We ReAlLy NeEdED a CaKe PoKeMoN" ABOUT FUCKING ALCREAM I SWEAR TO FUCK I AM GOING TO LOSE IT. ALCREAM IS A WHIPPED DESSERT THAT """"EVOLVES"""" INTO A CAKE. SWIRLIX IS A WHIPPED DESSERT THAT EVOLVES INTO A FUCKING CAKE. SWIRLIX AND SLURPUFF LOOK LIKE CUTE PUPPY CAKE POKEMON. ALCREME LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING NEOPET AND COMES IN FUCKING BASKIN ROBINS AMOUNT OF FLAVORS. SLURPUFF JUST GETS STRAWBERRY AND IF ITS SHINY CHOCOLATE. I AM MAD ABOUT DEXIT. I AM MAD ABOUT AUTO SAVE. I AM MAD ABOUT THE WAY THE SHITTY BIKE CLIPS THROUGH THE GROUND. I AM FUCKING LIVID ABOUT ALCREME AND I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL THERE CAN BE 2 CAKES WHAT EVER BUT I FUCKING HATE THAT LITTLE DOLLOP OF COOL WHIP AND SLURPUFF IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR.