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Guys.. I'm fucking scared.
I'm fucking nauseous. I stayed up all night because how worried I was. Pokemon: Go was our last shot to prove freemium mobile games aren't just for normies. If this game flops.. then it's fucking over, my fellow PokeGobros..
I wanted this game to get multiple game of the year awards. I wanted this to FORCE those puritan 3DSfags to download this game. I wanted them to cry as they're forced to withdraw money and use it on microtransactions.
But the game didn't do well. It only has the first generation implemented, and the servers keep crashing. Even worse, the game has no PvP interaction and all there is to do is uselessly grind. Its over, PokeGobros...
How do I calm down? How do I ease myself and face the inevitable fact that Pokemon: Go is a blunder?