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Everthing in this game is slow.
>Opening cutscene drags on forever
>Spend 20 minutes customizing your character only to be immediately forced to wear a hat that hides it
>Slowly walk downstairs in your house
>Start a dialogue chain that keeps going 10 minutes
>Find out your first quest is to go to school
>BUT WAIT you can't leave yet, you have to wait for a delivery
>Another scripted sequence of dialogue
>BUT WAIT you can't leave without your hat
>Slowly walk back upstairs to grab your hat, then back down
>Another dialogue chain
>Finally allowed to step outside
>Get introduced to the starters BUT WAIT you still can't pick one yet
>You have to walk to this other house way in the distance first
>The Pokémon keep stopping to look at stuff
>The framerate is chugging hard at 15 FPS
>Finally make it to the house
>Another scripted sequence with cuscenes and dialogue
>You can finally pick a starter
>You finally can get on with the quest of getting to school
>Just kidding, time for a scripted battle
>You are allowed to walk 10 more steps
>Time for another scripted tutorial
>What's that? You want another cutscene? Ok.
>Let's explore this cave for a while.
>Here meet another NPC
>Let's take a detour by the lighthouse
I just want to play the game! How much longer is this tutorial???
