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>LIKE TEN MINUTES LATER...OR THE PRESENT, WHATEVER."Mmmmmmm, nope!~ I didn't find any help! Everyone was tellin' me they were tooooo 'busy' to help poppy out. It's like they don't even care 'bout him!"
Serena ruffles her hair, "On the fair side, you have to keep in mind that Calem tends to make more enemies than friends. That, and people just generally aren't aware of his presence. Don't tell him this but a lot of people tend to ignore him,
they say his design leaves much to be desired.""Oooooooooooooh! Are you callin' poppy ugly?!"
"Not directly. If he truly was a beast of ham I wouldn't have accompanied him to begin with. Though I would be lying if I said I haven't seen better."
Alice starts prodding Serena's cheek, "Soooooo why haven't'cha dated 'em yeeet?~"
"A relationship? On /my/ current salary? I find that nothing short of adorable. Now, I'm going to see if I can seek out some assistance in town, my assumptions of bias tell me that we might get better attention if I appear as a troubled young lady in need of a willingly-whipped gentleman."
"B-But that sounds kinda wrong, doesn't it?"
"I prefer to refer to it as feminism at its lowest. Now, please take good care of poppy while I'm away, try to make sure he doesn't worsen the situation already at hand. I promise not to be gone long, fifteen minutes at the most. I'll be back soon, okay?"
"Mmmm...Okay!~ Bye mum-mum, I love you!~" in a sudden act of affection, Alice wraps her arms around Serena and embraces her in a qt hug. Needless to say, Serena is left speechless with a stolen breath.
"I...I, um, y-yes...
As do I." but she sucks it up and returns the hug, albeit a bit hastily.
>Who does Serena go to for help?A) Giga-Nigga's Rent-A-NIgga services.
B) The 'Stuck Doctor'.
C) Picard Enterprises.
