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JUMPIN' JAMBALAYA!!! W-WHAT did you just say, greninja? This SUCCULENT SLAB of CHOCOLATE I'm DEVOURING... has YABBA DABBA DOOMED me to a DISASTROUS DESTINY DUE to being ME BEING A DOG and CHOCOLATE being POISONOUS?!? In a matter of MOMENTS, I'll pass out?!? By the time I awaken, INTELION, INCINEROAR, and ZOROARK, along with yourself, GRENINJA SAMA, will be PENETRATING CINDERACE and FERTILIZING her holes in a hardcore 4 on 1 gangbang right in front of my eyes?!?!?!? I'll be HELPLESS to do anything but WATCH as my beloved gets absolutely DEFILED by your hard cocks, shamefully getting a HARD ON at her pain!!! Since I'm the WEAKEST POKÉMON, who can't even defend the honour of his OWN WIFE... you four have decided I'm DEAD WEIGHT (literally) to the TEAM ASH and are throwing me into a MEAT GRINDER feet first?!? The sheer AGONY and PAIN will send me into dimensions of SUFFERING I never knew were even POSSIBLE!!! And not only that, you've made a WISH to ARCEUS that I remain CONSCIOUS throughout the entire ordeal so I can watch myself be KEKOLDED as I'm excruciatingly grinded into HAMBURGER MEAT?! This will all be going on as I'm forced to watch CINDERACE IMPREGNATED right in front of me, combining my GREATEST PLEASURE with the most TERRIBLE PAIN?! The sheer EMOTIONAL and MENTAL DAMAGE will leave me a CATATONIC WRECK!!!!! Th-there's even MORE?!?!!!? Once I'm done being turned into GROUND MEAT, I'll still be kept ALIVE due to ARCEUS?!?!? You're going to use my flesh to make some delicious dumplings, within which my consciousness still remains through my CELLS?!?!? These dumplings will then be SENT BACK IN TIME and filled with DRUGS, which I will then consume, absorbing my OWN future CONSCIOUSNESS into me as I pass out?!!? I'll be TRAPPED in a TIME LOOP of humiliation and torture which will last only a few days for you, but will LITERALLY be ETERNITY for ME?!!?!?!?!?! I can only say... HIP HIP HOORAY and YIPPITY DOO YAY!!!! ETERNAL KEKOLDRY in
THREE.
TWO.
ON-EEAARRGHH!!!!!!!
