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STIFFEN THE WOOBATS!!!!! LOPUNNY SAMA what in the name of ARCEUS'S ASSHOLE are YOU and your GIGAMAXXED GAZOOKAS doing?!??!?!?!
>*gasp*
>*jaw drops*
I cannot help but notice that the CLEAVAGE of your BIG BREASTS has been filled in by GALLONS of SEMEN. No ordinary POKÉMON could possibly produce such IMPOSSIBLY L4RGE AMOUNT of CUM... So...
>*face turns red*
, you MUST be TITTYFUCKING my BELOVED TRAINER!
>*gaps*
HOLD THE PHONE It's TRUE? THANK YOU SO MUCH for PLEASURING the MAN I LOVE with your BIG BAZONGOS, which compared to my flat chest is like TWO PLANETS of PURE PLEASURE. THANK YOU THANK YOU TH-
>*eyes widen*
EIGHT MAIDS A-MILKING!!!! Did you just say you're planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD now that you've obtained UNMATCHABLEE POWER through the BALANCE of RETAINING YOUR VIRGINITY while also USING YOUR GIGANTIC BREASTS TO MERCILESSLY RAPE THE MAN I LOVE, POWER that's GREATER thaan even ALL OF THE LEGENDARY POKÉMON???
>knees shake*
And to ELIMINATE your ONE TRUE THREAT you've SPREAD A RUMOR that I'M turning myself into a FILTHY WHORE of a POKÉMON, so that my BEST FRIEND EEVEE will MURDER ME. EEEHHHH?! She is going to KILL me and then COMMIT SUICIDE after she realizes SHE'S BEEN SET UP? HOW TERRIBLE! And then with her out of the way you're FREE to GENOCIDE every pokémon female, leaving ONLY the MEN alive to be RAPED by humans for the rest of their LIVES. And you'll use your INCREDIBLE UNMATCHED POWER to CONQUER ALL OF KANTOOO?! Ohhhhh that all sounds so TERRIBLE!
>winks*
But as LONG as you keep PAIZURI'ING MY TRAINER I'll be HAPPY. YABBA DABBA D...
>*gets knocked over by her fat fun bags*
YOUCH! What was THAT FOR?! I haven't even BEEN KILLED yet! *gasp* EHHHHHHHH?! You're STRIPPING ME OF MY TITLE as KANTO'S BIGGEST KEKQUEEN, since even though you will MARRY the MAN I LOVE, you will NEVER HAVE SEX with him, instead you will ALLOW ALL of your MOST TRUSTED SUBORDINATES TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM, and GET IMPREGNATED WITH POOTENT SEMEN. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!!!
