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>Have a massive, perfectly organized book of pojemon cards.
>Little cousin comes over for mere seconds.
>He manages to steal my 1000 dollar charizard, and every other good card i owned.
>Steals all my unowns a-z
>Manages to grab all of the cards with photographs of figures of pokemon on them.
>Takes those damn 3d hologram square-shaped cards.
>steals all my pokemon games from crystal to diamond in factoy seald condition.
>nabs my fucking dialga stylus.
>All from the toppest shelf in my closet, hidden away from all.
>Smashes my giant fucking star wars lego star destroyer.
>He doesn't bother hiding any of the evidence before leaving.
>I find out immediately
>Notify his parents
>i hear them over the phone asking the little shit if he did it.
>They believe him, and end the call.
> i begin driving to their destination in hopes of cutting them off.
>i need that charizard.jpg
>I finally get to their destination.(hotel) They ain't there yet.
>I wait for them for hours.
>decide to call them and see what the deal is.
>Turns out they decided to just fly back home since they had a rental prius that they had to return (long story)
>Literally hundreds of miles away.
>Jump to about five months later.
> Finally have time to go up there and get my stolen shit.
>Finally gets there
>The shithead traded almost all my cards, including the zard, deleted all my saved games, and managed to break the fuckung stylus.
> i attempt to take back the few things of mine that remain.
>The kid yells that im stealing his stuff.
>his parents walk in and kick me out without question.
>Drve hundreds of miles back home with the net value of everything i owned lowered by 1559 dollars.
If I ever catch someone stealing someone's pokemon, I will not hesitate to break their reproductive organs with my kneecap.
(Pic is not me)
