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Fun fact: female Laprases love human men. In fact, they prefer them to the males of their own species. A female Lapras' g-spot is at the average depth that a human's penis can reach, and the male Lapras' corkscrew-shaped penis is uncomfortable for the female. They pair-bond very easily with male trainers, and that's because the simple act of riding on their backs, feeding them, and even polishing their shells registers to them as a courtship ritual of sorts, and it's far gentler than the way the typical male Lapras will force himself upon them. Seriously, if you've caught a female Lapras of your own, pay special attention to the way she treats you. When one pins you underneath her soft, pillowy belly while you're trying to feed or groom her, she isn't just playing around. She loves you, and she wants nothing more than to know you carnally. So don't be shy, anons: do as I've done and take the Lapras Pill.
