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>Be Lenny
>Admire the way your pimples are pulsating today
>Make your way to your computer, lovingly caressing your mouse with greasy fingers because you can't stop touching your face
>Log onto Pokemon Showdown
>Overlook six of your fellow moderators erp'ing with kids and grooming teenagers to become trannies, cause the public doesn't know, then it don't exist
>See a name that suggests you hate soap
>Your pimples flare with anger at this insult to their magnificence
>Unregister that account
>Go back to admiring your collection of pokemon cards mounted on your wall
>Parents ask you when you're getting a job
>Tell them your work is moderating shitposters and little kids for free
>Make them regret the day they didn't buy that condom