>>24778542"Gunky grown-up?" you parrot with a cocked brow. "I go out of my way to help you out and this is the thanks I get!?"
Still uncooperative, the stubborn explorer places his paws on his hips. "The amazingly phenomenal adventurer Midoro-sama appreciates your endeavor to lend him a hand, don't be fooled, but this doesn't instantly make us happy chum buddies! You see, the great and awesome explorer Midoro-sama didn't /NEED/ your help, he could have gotten out on his own! There is no challenge he cannot overcome with his excellent intuition and grade-A expertise! This..."
"is one of the breathtaking beliefs...."
"O F T H E G R E A T M I D O R O - S A M A !" he exclaims with a triumphant pose, one worthy of a champion. "—who does not let the authority of asinine adults bring him down! That includes you!"
A) "... Does your father know you're wandering around without parental supervision in places you probably shouldn't be in?"
B) "Annnd what 'grand', 'epic' expedition has our explorer found himself in today?"
C) "'Scuse me? I'm hardly a grown-up! I'll have you know that I've just turned—... Oh."
D) "You don't have a lot of friends, do you?"
