>>27291877Sorry to hear that, OP. If nothing else, you'll be freed from the bullshit of this boring world. If there is an afterlife, who knows what we might find? Maybe you can travel space and time and spook some ayylmaos, or get dropped into the pokemon world so you can become a schoolboy NPC. Would be convenient if heaven had our Internet so someone could tell us.
>you could be fulfilling your wishes of sewing with a leavanny or wandering in the night with an ampharos for a lantern>But we're all stuck here where the most exciting thing to do is pretend you're somewhere else 