>>22919463This is Slugfucker's Micropenis.
It is micro like all Micropenii. It is extremely micro like all Micropenii, and everyone portrays it and its whole disease state as belonging to Slugfucker. No woman or Numelgon could even bare the sight of it if Slugfucker took his pants off.
It's all for the best really. If he was confused about his micropenis, everyone would be raging. Thankfully, God is based, and isn't a total fucking idiot. He sees Slugfucker as a micropenis holder, so he's interpreted this into the reality of existence. It's a great idea really.