>>21071274"S-Soooo, uh, HEY MAN! QUILLADIN!...Or y'know, as I should say, CHESNAUGHT, because it's seems like...you, uh, evolved... and stuff... Sorry about punting you that last time we met. Y'know, no hard feelings, right?"
"CHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHT!"
Context clues say that this is your fault. The hard 'haha so funny' punt you gave Chesnaught during your last encounter with him as a Quilladin resulted in an inadvertent effect that lead to his appearance today. Chesnaught was thrown across the entire fucking region thanks to your lesorandom kick. He landed in this here swamp.
It is because of your foolishness that he had to survive as a Quilladin in the swamp, being forced to steal 'shrooms and terrorize others with horrifying bara manliness in order to preserve himself, git gud, buff the FUCK up, and evolve into Chesnaught. The paladin has sworn vengeance on you since that day, and now, having grown to maximum power, he feels that killing you right here and right now is super completely utterly justified in every possible way.
Stop punting things for no reason, you inhumane scrub.
>What do you say next? 