>>18196151http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj8AcxK9hnY"Ah yes, so where does one start off in the detailing of the great legendary Prince Calme's legend of legendary proportions?--OH WAIT, I GOT IT. Listen well, friends, for Hexcalibur shall tell you what he knows of Prince Calme!"
Using his ghostly voodoo levitating powers, Hexcalibur opens the book to a specific page, particularly one including a picture of Prince Calme's dashing build, "As you may not know, the great legendary Prince Calme--or is it Calmé? I CAN'T REMEMBER--was a dashingly attractive young man who was heir to the throne of the Kalosian Kingdom...APPROXIMATELY THREE THOUSAND YEARS AGO BEFORE KALOS WAS EVEN TRULY KALOS."
"Yes, indeed, I remember it as such, as this was before the great and legendary Hexcalibur was encased in stone deep within the region of the fifth generation, in this time, the great Prince Calme was bestowed upon him, my impeccable greatness for his use in gentlemanly combat!"
Hexcalibur flips the pages as quick as the wind to another illustration, this one in particular being of Prince Calme wielding a Honedge in a graceful position, "Mm, yes, these are the memories that resonate well with me, WELL BEFORE THE NUISANCE WHO PESTERED ME SO IN THE REGION OF THE FIFTH GENERATION--"
"Prince Calme lived in complete prosperity, and was beloved by everyone within the kingdom that he presided over, and he always treated everyone with the utmost of kindness, even the most foul of fiends! No lady hands were safe the dazzling feel of a peckish peck from his soft lips, lips that were FORGED FOR THE PURPOSE OF PECKING."
A) Hexcalibur recites the tale of Prince Calme's battle against a feral beast.
B) Hexcalibur recites the tale of Prince Calme rescuing a damsel in distress in pre-SJW times.
C) Hexcalibur recites the tale of Prince Calme fucking over some brute thugs.
