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Might as well post my next update, will be taking on Fantina today so look forward to another one shortly!
So despite no deaths since the last update, it's been anything but smooth. The Jupiter battle was very messy, only won because of Crimbles' intimidate and Cheeks' bulk. That Skuntank is a piece of shit in this hack.
And then I forgot entirely as to where you fight Aaron in this game, like I remembered it being after the 3rd badge but clearly I was wrong. Lil Jerems absolutely saved me here, having evolved like 5 minutes prior he gained Shell Armor and completely nullified his bullshit scope lens/sniper Drapion which I was terrified of. I crit him with Earthquake so take that Aaron you Jammy fuck.
We've just held a team meeting to discuss as to why the team have been a bunch of cucks lately and struggling with some of the bigger battles. It was decided that in order for us to be successful we needed a captain. Johnny Sex was unanimously voted in by his comrades. He will lead us to greatness, of that I am sure.
Anyway, expect to see Zaza make her way into the party for Fantina. Kinda scared of this one but hopefully we'll pull through. Johnny Sex, newly elected team leader, will likely be cheering from the stands.
