>>18328563http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb9ee9lWSbg"You know, you never told me you were a good wishpasser before." Grant says, just plum out of the blue.
Valerie turns to him and brings a sleeve up to her mouth, "I haven't? Hm.~ I suppose it just didn't come up then, master.~"
Grant cocks an eyebrow to that, "...There is still a ton of crap I don't even know about you. You know that right? Like, why do you have thirteen hours on your clock? Why is a town known for its supernatural stuff also the place where pokeballs are made? What's the connection? Is there a frame inside of your wings so they maintain shape or are you keeping them up with your own arms, and can you slip them out? Is your desire to be a Pokemon a result of you missing something key in our relationship? Is it the need for an emotional partner, a rival to make yourself stronger, or are you simply shamelessly submissive and masochistic? Was your Sylveon the first Sylveon discovered?"
Valerie merely dismisses all of that with a light wave, "It's part of the adventure, love.~"
"But what about your libido--"
You call the couple out, "OH MY GOD WILL YOU STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS. SKRELP, THUNDERBOLT!"
"Skreeeeeeeeeeelll.....skre skre..."
"How do you do that thing with your tongue?""Which thing? I do many things, master.~""You know, that thing where you untie a cherry stem with your mouth, swallow it, melt it down into liquid, then cry it out of your contacts with a completely still face.""I don't wear contacts, master.~""...Oh.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Oh shit. I think this calls for a Dragon Dance. I have to hang here and...re-think my life for a bit."
