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SIR. MY FAVORITE POKÉMON IS GYARADOS, SIR!
IT IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL POKÉMON THERE IS WHEN TRAINED AND DEPLOYED PROPERLY, SIR! GYARADOS IS VERSATILE AND CAN USE A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT ITEMS, STRATEGIES, AND TRAINING METHODS, SIR! ANY ONE OF THEM WHEN DONE PROPERLY WILL DECIMATE THE ENEMY, SIR! GYARADOS CAN ATTACK BY AIR OR SEA AND IS SURE TO GUARANTEE VICTORY WHEN IN THE HANDS OF ANYONE WHO IS NOT RETARDED, SIR! IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, GYARADOS CAN NOW MEGA-EVOLVE AND BECOME DESTRUCTION INCARNATE, SIR! WITH ITS MEGA-EVOLUTION IT GAINS MOULD BREAKER AND GIVES ZERO FUCKS ABOUT LEVITATE, WATER ABSORB, MAGIC BOUNCE OR OTHER DEFENSIVE ABILITIES, SIR!
I AM THOROUGHLY CONVINCED THAT THERE IS NO BETTER POKÉMON WORTHY OF BEING MY FAVORITE, SIR!
