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>invents a machine that creates a shiny gyarados by forcing a magikarp to evolve
>the fact that this machine can force pokemon to evolve at all
>creates the crystal system to lure in electric pokemon and capture them
>has team rocket henchmen at his disposal
>also has apparently like 30 or more scientists at his disposal
>has at least 3 evil secret labs, one of them being underground
>has a cameo doing some sort of freaky electrical torture to rayquaza at the beginning of the manphy movie
>the fact that he's actually fucking captured rayquaza
also
>has the most evil goatee
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