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>gen 1
>Seel evolves into a literal beluga dick which is shit at battles
>Gen 3
>Spheal evolves into a down syndrome Walrus which is also shit at battles
>Gen 7
>Popplio evolves into a bimbo idol
WHY? why can't GF give us a badass sea lion/walrus/seal? All my life I've been waiting for this. It is extremely shitty that the closest thing I've ever got was fucking ikkakumon.