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My IRL Team:
Kirlia - My daughtergirlfriend (she will hold an everstone forever)
Mareanie - Onahole and I want to kiss her mwah mwah
Simisear - Fuck shit up, emergency battling
Stantler - Ride, get me the fuck out from the police trying to get me for fucking my pokemon
I'd like to say Beheeyem but there's no way I'd find one
this is realistic, if pokemon were real I wouldn't go on adventures and do gym challenges, I'd probably be a NEET or a hermit, Stantler seems like a cool enough ride
you are completely delusional though, OP, Koraidon? really? Koraidon nigga? in that case give me a Registeel and let me genocide the world
