>>16374533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRixzwZl6Z8"I find it really weird how even though you're being used as a dildo, you still maintain that....'demeanor' of yours."
Hexcalibur squints his one blackened eye, "I've been through far worse, you know. I recall an occurrence in the vast deserts of the Orre region, YES I DO, in fact. It took place on a day much like this one, in which I was ordered and used by a boisterous man and his misfit gang of misfits in order to impale the chest of a great lurking evil!...That, is possibly the worst of the worst of my turmoils. This scenario doesn't even rank in the bottom ten, bar none."
"Damn, I was hoping to guilt trip you in order to win your respect, but I guess that's not happening.. Oh well. Say Farfetch'd, take this instead of my sword please, it'll be easier on your fudge-buddy's rump."
You offer him a spatula in return for Hexcalibur. It is a risky trade, especially since you love using it to make Chef Ramsay's Based Flapjacks™ everyday, but Hexcalibur is somehow worth more.
"....FARFETCH!"
The trade is complete, and a cum-drizzled Hexcalibur is now back in your possession. But that doesn't mean your vendetta with these ducks is automatically settled. You have to remember, they still killed your Unfezant and stole your spaghetti.
"Wait a minute--
OH GOD THEY'RE USING THE PASTA TO FUCK TOO AREN'T THEY?"Hexcalibur whacks you with his blade, "FOOL! That was way too long for a proper rescue. In future times, which I doubt there will be since I am a legendary hero that rarely every gets abducted, I expect you to come approximately fifty minutes earlier than you did now. Taking too long....can result in complete failures! Such as you, for example."
A) Destroy the eggs they're producing.
B Talk to the sweeper.
C) Consult a promotional marketer.
D) Attempt to stop the orgy.
