>>35271248You kind of proved me right there. Canon doesn't mean "possible in the real world"
It's a fucking cartoon. Maybe the heat doesn't leave it's body or maybe, just maybe, it's a fucking catroon. Nobody ages. Pokémon can electrocute humans without killing them. You can drop a continent on a caterpillar and it just faints until you spray it awake again. Now please, humiliate yourself, what do YOU think canon means?
