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Murder in Hoenn
- a crime thriller
by Bee-doof
Mangled DICKS have been turning up all over Hoenn and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a pokémon, and still nobody has a clue who the competitive killer is.
Red is a shiny and EV trained Pokémon Master with a fondness for poképhilia. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the autistic killer.
When his pretty cool bud, Bidoof , is kidnapped, Red finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a poké apricorn.
He enlists the help of a top percentage Nurse called .
Can help overcome his /vp/ addiction and find the answers before the straight killer and his deadly pokémon strike again?
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Praise for Murder in Hoenn
"Red is the best detective ever. A passion for poképhilia and /vp/ is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Murder in Hoenn does deliver an important message about the dangers of a pokémon."
- Enid Kibbler
"As always, a top percentage Nurse makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."