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I’ve got just a massive erection for this game. It’s really unbelievable, I see an alpha pokemon, next thing I know my heart starts pounding like some helicopter pilot crashing down in fucking Vietnam. The game looks like shit, but the gameplay is so fucking delicious I’ll just grab a handful of that stinky pile of dog feces and gag it down with a glass of cold milk. I’m giving this game an 8/10 on the moist meter.