>>12467989So you get out of bed because you're not in a coma.
You slap the doctor because he was a bad doctor that couldn't wake you up until just right now.
Your slap causes him to be un-blind.
The doctor says, "WOAH YOU ARE SHREK!"
You say, "Yes I am Shrek, WHERE IS MY BIG FAT OGRE SWAMP?"
The doctor says, "Shrek your swamp was taken by construction worker pirate ninja ghosts who wish to turn it into a skating park."
You then go, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO."
The doctor then kisses your earlobe, "But it's okay because you get to save them with a Pokemon."
You say, "Oh that's alright then. Can we adventure now?"
The doctor says, "I'm just an NPC not your friend."
Who is your starter?
