>>35878428I dreamed that God had finally decided to Rapture the world and an unimaginably large wall of energy swept across the world. The deafening sound of millions of souls being popped like balloons heralded it's approach. When it finally washed over me I briefly disintegrated, but after a moment I found that I was still awake and alive and able to move. Me and the other survivors ran and ran, trying to find a way to escape God's reaper before it came back, but it caught up with us again. This time it halted before me and the others, and God's hands reached out and handed each of us a scroll. Inside of the scroll was our human report card, with a big red FAILED on it. God had taken all of his people to heaven and we were the ones left behind.
But then I read the list of milestones and activities that made up a Godly life and it was all normalfag shit like having a Facebook account and getting lots of views on Twitch and it was like
>God, you fucking faggot 