>>31972343Mega Alolan-Sandslash
>Ice/SteelHP: 75
Atk: 100 > 140 (+40)
Def: 120
SAtk: 25
SDef: 65 > 80 (+15)
Speed: 65 > 105 (+35)
Ability: Slush Rush if I have to keep old shitty abilities, Ice Age if I can make a meme one
>Ice AgeIncreases the user's Attack and Speed by 1.5x each in a Blizzard
With Ninetales support, it can outpace close to everything in OU and shit on the Tapus with STAB Iron Head, Landorus and Zygarde with its Ice moves, fast enough to get around Psychic Terrain and can hit Metagross with Earthquake. If you want, you can use X-Scissor for Dark and Psychic-types like Zam and Greninja, but Zam will trace your Ice Age and outspeed and KO you, so do not do that
Don't forget the requirement that Sanslash actually fits the OP's requirement of being a shitmon