>>14928637The field of flowers that make up the majority of Route 4 are separated into two colors-- red like the eyes of a Charizard stoned out of mind, and blue like the color blood you see in the toilet maybe once a month.
It's a rather long field all the way to Lumiose City's gates, the pathway through is filled with trainers wanting to battle, all with probable shitmon teams, or worse, Burmys that do nothing but use Protect over and over again.
"Calem, I have a feeling that given the amount of trainers blocking our way, we won't be able to make it to Lumiose. There's too many trainers, and our parties are certainly lacking."
"Pfft, of course they are, we just haven't seen any COOL Pokemon yet." by cool Pokemon, you're specifically referring to those that are exclusive to the Kalos region, and don't have objectively horrible designs.
'After all, why would a trainer in a completely new region with new Pokemon to catch, use, and abuse, want to use old ones on his team? It doesn't make any sense...' says you in-mind.
Miss Leading dusts her skirt for what she's about to suggest, "I was close to capturing that Bidoof, though. Had it not been for you scaring it off.--"
"I said I was sorry!"
"It seems more like you want to ruin potential details for my report. Do you know how many readers polled recently voted "Yes" to ironically liking Bidoof? You're really not getting the idea of cashing in, Calem. Frankly, that disappoints me."
You fall to your knees, in begging position in front of her, "Please, I'll do anything for you to forget that! I never want to remember that moment again!"
She gently pats your head, but in the way an owner would do to her dog, "Hush, Calem. I have an alternative plan to get through here if you do intend on on being a Karen-entrepreneur."
"Eh?"
