>>16878995The tie was randomized."W-Who the hell are you!? STAY BACK. STAY BACK!"
St. Delibird pounds his chest, "Why, I'm St. Delibird, harbinger of Christmas joy to all of the good little children around the world! I've come here because I've heard you've been a really naughty girl lately, Rosa..."
"M-My real name!-'
"Yes, ONLY THE TRUE ST. DELIBIRD WOULD KNOW SUCH A MINOR DETAIL! Now, you've been causing a real ruckus around this mall, all because of a little mess with your boyfriend, I hear?"
"A-Are you going to t-take me to him? D-Did you wrap him up l-like I asked? W-With a bow too?--"
"No Rosa, that's weird. You ask for weird things. Now. Why don't you hand me the gun all civilized and whatnot, and we can put this all behind us? I'll use my Christmas magic to ensure that everyone forgets this EVER happened, and you'll get away scott-free, all you have to do is surrender... How about it?"
St. Delibird slowly approaches Lily with wanting fingers, getting closer and closer to Lily's guns. The girl keeps her fingers on the trigger, but finds it impossible to shoot.
It's fucking Santa Claus she can't do that shit.
"..OH WHAT THE HELL!"
But then, she goes against her ethics and shoots St. Delibird in the chest, and it is then, at that exact moment, that a true Christmas miracle happens.
The bullet flies into St. Delibird's abdomen, but Christmas magic prevents it from killing him. Instead, upon contact with the jolly fat penguin's gut, the bullet instantly disintegrates into a billion pieces."Wh-What?! But how!?
