>>19352327"What difference does it make? We're here now, right?"
Skeeter grabs a nearby Pachirisu, tosses it to the ground, and stomps it in the nuts, "WHAT DIFF? I'll tell ya what diff! IT'S THE DIFF THAT SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS, the DIFF where I wipe the floor with you spineless Nidorinos! YOU WON'T WALK FOR A WEEK ONCE I'M THROUGH WITH YOU TWO!"
"Y'know mum-mum, ya don't gotta do this, 'm sure poppy can take this guy out all on his own.."
Although Alice tries to sway Serena from potential harm, she refuses to go down that road, "I'm not backing down. Apologies, but it's sort-of like a womanly pride thing, reputations to preserve and whatnot. Take the ski-lift to the base of the mountain, we'll meet you there, okay?"
Unable to comprehend the concept of a woman and her balls, Alice just nods with a smile, "Okay!~ See ya, gooood luck!~ Mwah!~" Alice blows a kiss to her mum-mum before adorably skipping away from the battlefield-to-be.
>'Hey... How come I don't get a kiss?'A) Taunt Skeeter Skidouche because that's what rivals do.
B) Receive expert advice from your "coach".
C) Welp, Alice failed, but you can still try to convince Serena to lay off your kool-aid.