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>Friend asks me to trade him a Chesto berry so he can cultivate it in his garden
>Sure, why not
>In a gym, and I don't feel like running to the Pokemon Center, so I just stick the berry on my Tyrantrum knowing I'll get it back in a moment
>Get a trade invite
>Offer up my Tyrantrum without even thinking or questioning why the Graveler I'm getting in exchange has a Japanese name
>Offering back the newly evolved Golem
>"Alright, <friend>, why are you showing me all these Japanese Pokemon, just give me my T-Rex back"
>Finally notice it's not him
>It was some Japanese fucker named あずにゃん (Azunyan)
>Turns out some random asshole gave me a trade request at the EXACT moment I was expecting one, which is the only reason I was so careless
>Constantly trying to get my Tyrantrum back
>Constantly bugging him to trade
>Named some random Bergmite out of my box "GACHIGORASU?" in hopes that he can read Romaji
>Even offer my shiny Shellder in hopes that I meet his ransom (if that's his plan)
>Keeps offering me random faggots that he probably knows I don't want
>He's either not getting the message, or is just being a giant dick about it
tl;dr I accidentally traded away my precious dinobro to a random passerby
You may commence with the jeering and the "You're a fucking moron, go kill yourself"s
