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Rowlett: 8/10, interesting typing, cute as fuck. Fucking grass/flying? That's dope. That alone sets him apart from the others because no fly-slave. Bow-tie is sort of lame, and I can't help but feel like GF will fuck up his evos. Definitely the best of the three and stands out the most.
Litten: 6/10. "People like cats right? Well lets make another cat pokemon!!" Litten is pretty cool for sure, if not kind of basic. He feels like he could just be a random mon. The good news? He's already better than Chimchar and Tepig. The bad news? Those pokemon were fucking terrible and looked like they were drawn by a blind woman with no hands. Plus you just know he's going to stand up and start throwing punches at some point. And remember the last time people got their hopes up for a somewhat promising fire starter *cough* fennekin *cough*
Popplio: 4/10. The wildcard. Absolutely the worst design of the three. Almost so offensive that it had to be a deliberate part on GF's part. Giving him the "lolsorandom" personality really speaks wonders about what type of demographic GF is going after. But still, Popplio is fucking bad. Like really atrocious. Wanna know what else was fucking stupid and useless? Fucking Magikarp, and that nigger evolved into a fucking bad ass dragon snake. So we'll have to see with Popplio. Still a better starter than Oshawott.
Can we talk about how plain-looking Alola's female trainer is? An island full of sultry brown women and we get Leaf 2.0. Even Serena was kind of cute, shit.
