>>33504040I mean, how do people even USE Decidueye for anything other than sex/marriage?
>those wings>that hoodie>those "fuck me" eyes>can never get him pregnantChrist, I'm drooling just thinking about his. If I was his trainer, I'd Amie him to max affection a hundred times over. The only moves I'd teach him are Sucker Punch, Leafage, Pluck, and Shadow Ball. I want to hear him softly Koo into my ear after I Seed Bomb his fearthery cloaca. He's so cute, and edgy, and cool, I don't think any real nu-male could ever compare. Fuck, I'm going crazy; I think I'm crying right now. I might just kill myself knowing he'll never be real. The only thing keeping me going is the hope that one day, Nintendo will make Pokemon Amie VR, and I can finally touch my true love for the first time. But even VR's dying, so I might not have any hope left.
How do you anons deal with it? How do you deal with the fact that Pokemon will never exist? That your perfect wife will never exist? How do I keep myself alive? What's the closest thing to Decidueye I can latch onto and pretend he's real? Please guys help me, I've never been so depressed in my entire life.
