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>be me, 6th grade, biggest pokemon nerd, EV training and IV breeding in emerald for the competitive edge in the lunchroom.
>new kid shows up at school, challenges me to battle, friends tell him theres no way he can beat me.
Faggot says "he's just scared to lose"
>Gen 3 trainer battle music begin
>has a full team of legendaries, including lugia and ho-oh, sweep all of them with salamence and metagross duo.
>Get to his last pokemon, mewtwo.
>explode metagross for BM.
>does about 2 damage, pixels on the hp bar barely move.
Wtf???
>sweeps my team, 1hkoing everything.
>Talks shit after he wins, tells me I should have trained harder. Friends call him the new best, better than me.
Theres no fuckin way I just lost
>dig in his backpack during lunch when he is in line.
>find action replay and his emerald.
>find mewtwo in PC, all 999 in every stat.
Yeah fuck this kid.
>throw action replay in trash, wipe emerald and play through it properly without cheats to give it the life it deserves.
>kids mom beat his ass after school for losing his game.
To this day I still have 2 pokemon emeralds. Get Fucked Matt. You will never be a better trainer than me.
