I never hear Golem talked about so I guess he's shit or something.
I thought he might be good with the Jolly nature, maxed attack, maxed speed, Sturdy, Substitute, Rock Polish, Rock Slide, Earthquake, and a Sitrus berry but I never got to test it out because until a few weeks ago I was too much of a poorfag to shell out for replacement DS and had to make due with emulators. Come to think of it I could have just tested it out on Showdown or some other simulator.
I remember when I was a kid I had this Golem top that you revved up with several drags across a flat surface before letting it go. It was cool.
ronsrescuedtreasures.com/Burger-King-Pokemon-Rev-Top-Golem-Spinning-Top-Figure-2-tall-1999-Nintendo-Rev-Top-P2375863.aspx^ That's the one.
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