>>17637314http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8Hexcalibur's item senses begin to tingle at an increasingly alarming rate. He detects, with his grassy serpent nose, a most malevolent item indeed, an item that would, in the wrong magnetic hands cause an unfair balance within the smog-time continuum.
Magneton has an Eviolite.And as Hexcalibur makes the move to go over and Knock Off that shit from his magnetic grip, he thinks, he thinks of a seldom-talked about life within the past, the past, the FIFTH GENERATION kind of past.
He laments, indeed he does, this kind of depressing, most respectable lament, within his head, as he runs, and runs, and runs with the gracefulness of a Swanna in midflight.
>'I can remember, in the past, indeed I can, a time in the past in which I--the great and almighty Hexcalibur--followed the path of a perso with the potential to become a great and almighty Hexcalibur wielder of Hexcalibur--YES INDEED I CAN.'>'This tale framed as a flashback takes approximately one generation ago and is directed by M. Night Hexcalibur in lime-green tone within the best generation that ever existed. That, as I quote from African-American comedian Tyler Perry from the recent Madea movie that nobody watched about her swarmy Christmas charades from which I do not particularly care for--"The fifth generation".'>'YES. It is here, within the inner workings of my strategically perfect brain, within the middle of a heartracing battle ripe with daring fright, that I recite my existence and life story the various underlings of which I do not know, for the sole purpose of enchanting them with walls of text that will, as I shall reiterate, enchant them to the point of self-release!'>'MY TALE BEGINS IN UNOVA. THE GREATEST REGION OF THE KNOWN REGIONS THAT EVER EXISTED WITHIN THE KNOWN EXISTING REALMS OF EXISTMENT.'