>>31243897"Yeah, search your feelings, you know it's true cousin! Or should I say... son?"
"Ever since your mother died of Pokerus during your birth, I've wanted nothing but to bring her back. While talking with my friend, the Masked Royal, he mentioned a mysterious energy, stronger than Z-energy, even Mega energy! It could bring the dead back to life, win any battle, even bring world peace! It lets you do the impossible!"
"Four years! Four years of searching for this power, and I finally found it. It was delicious, tastier than any malasada! After taking this power, I felt an emptiness inside my stomach. Not for malasadas, but for... blood."
"That's when I realized- why waste this power on some nobody like your mother? I am a god, and a god deserves to exercise his power. I am in control of the ultimate power, and no amount of malasadas can stop me from crushing this universe to dust."