>>24823082"There you are! Little hooligan! I've been searching *all over* for you! What sort of idiotic thinking gave you the absolutely unholy idea to skip your studies and not even return home?! And what's this I hear about trespassing on hazardous premises!? What have I told you about your silly little games!? You never listen! You could have gotten hurt!"
"G-Gaaah! P-Papa!"
"GAAAAAAHHHH! There isn't nearly enough clonking OR bonking in the world for the justified rage that flows through my essence right now! Take that, and THAT, and THAT!
"I-I didn't mean it! I-I was just kidding!"