>>16374303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953vagWiMJMFirst things first, get Hexcalibur back because this...this is just gross.
"FAAAARRR....FEEETCH...."
"FAAR FETCH FETCH!"
"Uh guys...so... Let's get this straight, you accidentally used my Hexc-erm...Honedge by accident as a--I don't know what you guys are doing here, using rod-shaped things as dildos for.... whatever it is you guys are doing--LOOK, can I just get my Honedge back?"
"FOOL. It's about time you arrived! Those blades of yours are pathetically slow, TRUE heroes wield TRUE rollerblades that go at TRUE speeds. Your poor choice in blades only further cements the concept that you are a loser of a hero that will never come to mark his own legacy, a legacy as great as my own, which according to Ancient Proverb #89321: TOOK PLACE IN THE FIFTH GENERATION."
"Yeah yeah yeah, 'ancient fifth generations' and all that stuff. Look, I'm here now, right? Let's go."
"FOOL! How do you expect me to leave when my blade is in the middle of being used as a dildo shoved up some pitiful duck's narrow urethra? As a paladin-in-the-making, I scoff at you for your incompetence to realize this!"
"Faaar....FAARRFETCH'D!"
The duck using Hexcalibur as a dildo releases his load all over the one in front of him, but he feels up to go for another round so he keeps going.
>Farfetch'd's Keen Eyes!>The cum-in-the-eyes did not lower accuracy!"Yes, well, what are you waiting for? Get me out of here, FOOL."
A) Give the duck a replacement dildo.
B) Slap the duck's shit.
C) Guilt trip Hexcalibur before doing anything.