>>32124488Take note, everybody. This is your typical walkie. Months of performing the same menial tasks of catching Pidgeys and reclaiming his gym from spoofers over and over again has reduced the only words in his insult vocabulary to "neckbeard" and "virgin." If you were to look inside his skull, you would only find a pile of cerebral mush with a little bit of Hanke's semen mixed within.
Why would anyone *choose* to be a walkie?