>>24955091Midoro leans his head forward and focuses, squeezing his helmet. "Hrrrrnnnnn......" he grumbles. One more little squeeze and—
"ATATATATATATATATATAATATATATA!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! H-HAVE MERCY!"
Midoro unleashes a gatling flurry of prickly pins at the cage (and its prisoner), bombarding it relentlessly until it becomes loose enough slip free of the chandelier, plummet to its untimely doom, and inconveniently contract scoliosis from an unrelated incident involving a two-timing third party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUOVxb_43gDead or close to death (it's a pile of junk and twisted iron bars either way), the fallen cage wearily opens its door and Elexas staggers out with an expression that embodies the phrase "What the hell is going on?".
"U-Ungh..." he groans while kneading his antennae, leaning on the battered cage for support. "Oh man.. This.. This whole day's been a complete mess... I can't even begin to wrap my head around it.. That's the /last/ time I ever agree to a paid survey!...AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET PAID! Aggggghh... Thank the damn stars there were snoopers in the audience, I'd have been a goner otherwise—a goner waist-deep in pink slips! Err.. ah, consider me in your debt or whatevs, capeesh?"
>What do you say next?