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>*ring ring ring*
>"MISUTAH MERRIKUUUUUUUUUU!"
>Oh god oh shit oh fuck
>"H-Hello Mister Masuda!"
>"WHYA DID ITARIANS GIB POKKETSU MONSUTAHS REGENDO ARKEYUS A FIFUTEH OUT OF WANHANDREDO?!"
>"I-I don't know sir! You told me you tried to assure their cooperation but--"
>"WEU USED ENTIRE GAMU BUDGET TO PAY OFFU EVERY REVIEWER MISUTAH MERRIKU! THERE WAS NO MORE MONEY REFTO FOR ITARY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKU CARE OFA DEM!"
>"Y-Yes no worries sir, I'll try and spread more Tifa porn on their news sites. That should hopefully discredit them!"
>"GOOD! BECAUSE IFA DIS GAME FAIL MISUTAH MERRIKU IT WON'T JASTO BE BUGGARU IN ANARU! ME AND OHMORI-SAMA WIRR HAVU TO MAKU ANUDDA JAV FIRM WITHU THAT PRETTY RITTRE GIRRFRIENDU OFA YOURS!"
>"P-P-Please Mister Masuda, not again. Anything but that!"
>"Heh heh heh... We mighto even needa to invitu our new friendo Misutah Turner."
>"J-J-James Turner??"
>"You see Misutah Merriku, wea carr him 'Moby Dikku' for a reason... Undahstando?"
>"Yes! Yes Mister Masuda I understand completely! I'll get to work immediately!"
>"Good, sayonara Joe-sama." *click*
>"Why didn't I make a Digimon fansite...?"
