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>be me, Niantic employee
>be bored as fuck at work one day
>fuck around in the game's files in Kecleon's place since he isn't in the game yet
>make some autistic OC pokemon for a laugh, take dittos body and just stick a giant fucking nut on his head for fun
>hand slips on mouse while modeling it and a red streak comes out of his butt
>leave it in as a tail
>Niantic holds emergency meeting to discuss what we're gonna do with all this money coming in from casual normie mobile whales
>forget all about Nutboi
>later that night, browsing the web
>some autistic hacker found Nutboi in the game's code
>realize with a jolt that I accidentally left it in
>oh fuck oh fuck
>rush to work computer desperately to try to remove it before this shit spirals out of control
>fuck up in my haste and accidentally make it replace all spawns in Pokemon GO for a half hour
>oh my fucking fuck I'm so fired
>go home that night in tears, I'm gonna lose my job
>go into work the next day, get called into the front office, think I know exactly what's about to happen
>bunch of ancient Japanese people are there, they bow to me and say some shit in weebspeak
>translator tells me that they know about my fuckup with Nutboi. They were going to have me "disappeared" until they saw online that a bunch of people loved him and thought he cute
>so now they're moving forward with making him a brand new pokemon, expertly shift this fuckup into a genius promotional stunt and film a few vids promoting it
>my job is saved. Drinks and promotions all around
This is LEGITIMATELY what placeholderfags believe. Let that sink in for a second. This is worse than any autism we've encountered before. No denialfag compares
to this.
